(pretending to be Ellie) Jules, I can say you look beautiful, because you're the only one I'm nice to.

Chick: Ding a ling a ling...
Jules: That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
Laurie: Awe how cute.

Why? Why won't he love me.

Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.

I can be friends with my ex.

Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.

Grayson, you're right. it's time to eat the sword.

I'm in love and it's the real deal, like keep the baby type of love. I even breathe his name. See Smith...

Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.

Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.

Jules! Slap out of it.

Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Did you finally get a visit from the nutsack fairy?

Ellie