As far as your book goes, Cricket, you know where you can shove it!

Lemon: Daddy, really, scotch for breakfast?
Brick: I agree but my mom is unbearable!

[To Wade] Enough with the GoGo Dancers!

George, there are more important things than your carnal pleasure.

Linley: So your ex-fiance's father dated your ex-girlfriend?
Lemon: That was before he dated his best friend's ex-wife.

[To Linley] It's a small town, catch up.

Let's hope it's a sugar daddy with very potent sperm.

Vivian: We were excited to meet big Harley's actual daughter, why didn't you want to meet us?
Zoe: It's just, family has never meant more to me than trouble.

I know that you will be a good mother, Zoe Hart. A really good mother because you are tough, and you are kind, and you are smart. And if you tell anyone that I said that, I will deny it.

You are not a journalist. You write a blog about a town roughly the size of Sesame Street.

Lemon: Somewhere, right now, Diana Ross is spinning in her grave.
Annabeth: Or hailing a taxi. I'm pretty sure she's still alive.

Lemon: For the last time, I did not put red food dye in Shelby's sweet tea, or her breath mints, or her stage makeup.
Sheriff Bill: But you hate her.
Lemon: So, I'm a southern lady. My methods of warfare are purely psychological.

Hart of Dixie Quotes

If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.

Zoe

Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.

Zoe

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Trickbag iTunes