Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?

Penny: Leonard, will you marry me?
Leonard: Hmm.

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Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup

Hmm, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, I think Raj beat you to it.

Dr. Jeffries: W-why do you put up with Sheldon?
Leonard: Because we're friends.
Dr. Jeffries: Why?
Leonard: Wow. You ask really hard questions.

Sheldon: How was your date?
Leonard: Awesome!
Sheldon: Score one for liquor and poor judgment

Honey, you only had three lines. That wasn't gonna happen anyway.

Leonard: You put moths in my food!?
Sheldon: For science.

Sheldon: I should have brought an umbrella.
Leonard: What for? It's not gonna rain.
Sheldon: I know that, but with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.

Leonard: No. You always picked and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that was a great movie and it starts in ten minutes.

I'd make fun of Sheldon for having girl problems, if I wasn't shocked that Sheldon has girl problems.

Leonard: What, to you, is a large crowd?
Sheldon: Any group big enough to trample me to death. General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.

TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Howard: Attention people of Earth: Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.