Popular Leonard Hofstadter Quotes
Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?
Penny: Leonard, will you marry me?
Hmm, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, I think Raj beat you to it.
Dr. Jeffries: W-why do you put up with Sheldon?
Leonard: Because we're friends.
Dr. Jeffries: Why?
Leonard: Wow. You ask really hard questions.
Sheldon: How was your date?
Sheldon: Score one for liquor and poor judgment
Honey, you only had three lines. That wasn't gonna happen anyway.
Leonard: You put moths in my food!?
Sheldon: For science.
Sheldon: I should have brought an umbrella.
Leonard: What for? It's not gonna rain.
Sheldon: I know that, but with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.
Leonard: No. You always picked and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that was a great movie and it starts in ten minutes.
I'd make fun of Sheldon for having girl problems, if I wasn't shocked that Sheldon has girl problems.
Leonard: What, to you, is a large crowd?
Sheldon: Any group big enough to trample me to death. General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.