Popular Leonard Hofstadter Quotes
Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?
Sheldon: Leonard, you're my best friend. Why don't you ever take my side.
Leonard: Because I can never understand your side!
There's no junk jiggling; we just talk.
Sheldon: I still can't sleep.
Fine, but set them to stun. If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again.
Wolowitz: Sheldon knows football?
Wolowitz: I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football?
Howard: You gotta like this. The girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.
Leonard: Kill me.
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of "friends with benefits"
You know digital alcohol is not the solution.
Sheldon: Play that funky music, white boy!
Leonard: I'm surprised you know that reference.
Sheldon: What reference?
Penny: Yeah, I listen to what you say. You're building a particle detector using superfluid helium.
Leonard: You know, when you talk like that, I want to take you right here on this table.
Penny: And you know from past experience this table cannot support both our weight.
Sheldon: Boy, do I have to urinate.
Leonard: If only there were a solution
Sheldon: Seriously. I feel like I've got
a fish tank in my pelvis.