Leonard Hofstadter Quotes (Page 12)
Season 5, Episode 7: "The Good Guy Fluctuation"
Leonard: Well ... they say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did. And, I'm pretty sure Alice is the stuff I want to do.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Leonard: That's you having sex with a guy in the top half of a Chewbacca costume. Comic Con?
Alice: You'd think, but no.
• Rating: Unrated
Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Sheldon: Droll.
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "The Russian Rocket Reaction"
Leonard: I'm going to a party. I'm not turning R2-D2 and C3PO over to the Empire!
Sheldon: Not yet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 4: "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"
Leonard: We enter the dungeon.
Sheldon: You see a dragon.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leonard: See, this is the good thing about having a girlfriend 9,000 miles away I can spend my nights doing whatever I want.
Howard: You mean playing nerd games with us and then taking a suspiciously long shower?
Leonard: Maybe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 3: "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
[Sheldon karate chops Leonard in the shoulder]
Leonard: Ow! Why did you do that?
Sheldon: To send a message: she's not for you!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Not for you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: If it makes you feel any better, the only person who signed my yearbook was my mother.
Leonard: Aww.
Amy: "Dear, Amy. Self-respect and a hymen are better than friends and fun. Love, Mom."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Amy: Should I go? I've been told, sometimes, I overstay my welcome.
Leonard: Wha ... who told you that?
Amy: Well, most recently my gynecologist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 2: "The Infestation Hypothesis"
Leonard: You're my woman. I'm going to make you feel things you have never felt before.
Priya: Leonard
Leonard: That's right, say my name and beg me for more because I'm going to give it to you.
Priya: My parents are here.
Priya's father: Hello, Leonard, if I may also say your name.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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