Leonard Hofstadter Quotes
Leonard: Helping women?
Sheldon: Helping anyone. People should take care of themselves.
Leonard: Oh, like yesterday when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners, the pharmacy and the post office?
Penny: Leonard Hofstadler...
Penny: Will you be my valentine?
Leonard: Sorry. Maybe, next year. ... I'm just kidding. Romance ninja. Let's have sex! Wah!
I'm cool with surprises, but nothing on the Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on the big screen like that.
You have to propose to me.
Leonard: You know what? That was pretty crappy of you. All I wanted to do was to give you a great night and it was like you went out of your way to destroy it.
Penny: Yeah, I know. I'm a total bitch.
Leonard: I'm not saying that.
Penny: Well, I am.
Leonard: Oh, fine you win. You're a bitch.
Leonard: Two can play this game.
Penny: Get up.
Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.
Well, this time is going to be different because I'm a like a romance ninja. You don't see it coming and then BAM. Romance, watch out, hearts, kisses, love, ewww wah.
Penny: No, I said "Oh my God, I think that old guy's choking" and one of the busboy's Heimlich'd him.
Leonard: You're a hero...
Penny: Yeah ... that was the point of the story.
Sheldon: Have you seen the one where Lori dies?
Sheldon: Or, maybe she doesn't. Let's find out.
Oh, spoiler alert. This door's about to slam in your face.
Leonard: Maybe it's a shipping problem.
Leonard: Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures that look like you guys.