Leonard Hofstadter Quotes
Leonard: You know what? That was pretty crappy of you. All I wanted to do was to give you a great night and it was like you went out of your way to destroy it.
Penny: Yeah, I know. I'm a total bitch.
Leonard: I'm not saying that.
Penny: Well, I am.
Leonard: Oh, fine you win. You're a bitch.
Leonard: Two can play this game.
Penny: Get up.
Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.
Well, this time is going to be different because I'm a like a romance ninja. You don't see it coming and then BAM. Romance, watch out, hearts, kisses, love, ewww wah.
Penny: No, I said "Oh my God, I think that old guy's choking" and one of the busboy's Heimlich'd him.
Leonard: You're a hero...
Penny: Yeah ... that was the point of the story.
Sheldon: Have you seen the one where Lori dies?
Sheldon: Or, maybe she doesn't. Let's find out.
Oh, spoiler alert. This door's about to slam in your face.
Leonard: Maybe it's a shipping problem.
Leonard: Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures that look like you guys.
Fine, but set them to stun. If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again.
Raj: Are they actually arguing about comic books?
Leonard: No, that can't be right.
Howard: Maybe "Thor's Hammer" is a new color of nail polish.
Cop: You guys need me to call someone? I'm guessing your moms?
Leonard: Thanks, but we've got it covered.
Howard (walks up): Okay, I just talked to my mom.
Raj: Wool pants in the desert. I feel like I've got poached testicles.
Leonard: Oh, you poor thing, you're sweating. That is so much worse than having your car stolen.
Raj: Your insurance is going to buy you a new car. It's not gonna de-funk my junk.