Leonard Hofstadter Quotes (Page 13)
Season 5, Episode 3: "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
[Sheldon karate chops Leonard in the shoulder]
Leonard: Ow! Why did you do that?
Sheldon: To send a message: she's not for you!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Not for you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: If it makes you feel any better, the only person who signed my yearbook was my mother.
Leonard: Aww.
Amy: "Dear, Amy. Self-respect and a hymen are better than friends and fun. Love, Mom."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Amy: Should I go? I've been told, sometimes, I overstay my welcome.
Leonard: Wha ... who told you that?
Amy: Well, most recently my gynecologist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 2: "The Infestation Hypothesis"
Leonard: You're my woman. I'm going to make you feel things you have never felt before.
Priya: Leonard
Leonard: That's right, say my name and beg me for more because I'm going to give it to you.
Priya: My parents are here.
Priya's father: Hello, Leonard, if I may also say your name.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: Damnit.
Priya: Wow, Leonard, already?
Leonard: No no no. The screen froze.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: There's no junk jiggling; we just talk.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 24: "The Roommate Transmogrification"
Leonard: What are you doing here?
Raj: I was sleeping!
Leonard: In MY bed?
Raj: Well, I would have slept in my OWN bed, but it was being used to bring shame to my family....and the memory of Gene Roddenberry!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bernadette: I was head-hunted by a big pharmaceutical company. They're going to pay me a buttload of money!!
Leonard: Bernadette, that's great!! Howard, do YOU make a buttload?
Howard: Better than what YOU got a buttload of!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: You gotta like this: the girlfriend.....the ex-girlfriend, bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty?
(all but Leonard laugh)
Leonard: Kill me!
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Raj: Can I bring girls here?
Leonard: You? Sure. Bring as many as you want.
Raj: Okay, deal.
Leonard: Just not against their will.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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