There is no such thing as a small world. (Season 10, Episode 14)

Rule #39A

If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. (Season 7, Episode 22)

Rule #40

Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you. (Season 9, Episode 16)

Rule #42

First things first. Hide the women and children. (Season 7, Episode 23)

Rule #44

Clean up your own mess. (Season 7, Episode 24)

Rule #45

Never leave behind loose ends. (Season 3, Episode 24)

Rule #45

Sometimes you're wrong. (Season 7, Episode 24, titled "Rule Fifty-One")

Rule #51

Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man. (Season 9, Episode 7)

Rule #69

Pride: There's things you trust when you live in Louisiana. Trust the river will rise, people will rise to the occasion, no matter what the challenge. Trust the rain will never stop pouring, the drinks will never stop flowing and music will never stop playing. After all the hell you go through living here, you trust in God almighty, and you trust in friends and family. All those years, the man I call my brother was living a lie and I took it, hook line and sinker.
Gibbs: You know the truth now.

Gibbs: Felix, did Dan take a bribe and frame Lourda for the murders?
Betts: We did some good, didn't we? We got some sandwiches inside. You guys hungry?
Pride: Sandwiches sound real good, Felix. Real good.

Vance: Our intel says Sergei survived.
Gibbs: What? How? I hit him. He went down.
Vance: He got up. No body was recovered. And wherever he is now, knowing all this? There's a good chance he'll be gunning for us.
Gibbs: Not if we find him first.

Gibbs: Banks? Banks? Talk to me Banks.
Banks: Hannah.
Gibbs: Hannah. Where you from Hannah? What hometown?
Banks: I tried to steer clear, Gibbs. Couldn't shake it.
Gibbs: Hey you are one hell of a pilot.

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?