Ducky: If the cases are connected, does that infer that Arnett was also murdered?
Gibbs: And we've got our hands full.

Bishop: Gibbs is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying--
Gibbs: Grab your gear!

Quinn: Left behind some scorned women, huh, Gibbs?
Gibbs: I have no comment.


Emily: When you find him, I want you to hurt him, as bad as he hurt my dad.
Gibbs: Emily, that's not going to help your dad.
Emily: Just promise me that you'll make this guy pay.
Gibbs: He's not going to have a good week.
Emily: Glad we understand each other.

Gibbs: What's he doing here?
Fornell: Good to see you too! How come you never responded to my Snapchat?

Tony: Am I updating the FBI?
Gibbs: No, no not yet.
Tony: Got it. And if Leia asks?
Gibbs: Geeze, DiNozzo. Make something up. She's your girlfriend.
Tony: Why - did she say something? Did she mention me by name?

If feels like you're being played, you probably are. (Season 9, Episode 1)

Rule #36

Gibbs: You've been saving that one, Mo!
Cabot: You have no idea.

Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (Season 4, Episode 10)

Rule #22

Gibbs: Why a grab a kid under federal custody?
Sadiq: Because he was in custody.
Gibbs: He's seen us, names, locations, all of it. We're targets.
Teague: They will get the information out of him.
Sadiq: And there is nothing you can do about it.

Gibbs: The plane's missing.
Tony: It's been Kai-jacked!
Ziva: Did you really just say that?
Tony: I regret it already.

Borin: You can call me Abby.
Gibbs: No, that's not going to happen.

NCIS Quotes

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald Drummond, the 17th Earl of Trent?
Ducky: The Earl of Trent. No, I can't say I have. Why?
Tony: I was just wondering. Thanks.

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.