Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 10)
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Ann: Okay!
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Smallest Park"
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leslie: As a mature, reasonable adult I understand that this will be the last project Ben and I will be working on together. So, please join us the grand opening of Pawnee's smallest park on November 12th, 2070.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leslie: I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Treaty"
Leslie: Oh hey Ben, have you ever seen my complete collection of all 193 National Flags? Oh, here they are!
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Yeah we got the moon. What are you going to do without tides, Peru?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "End of the World"
Leslie: Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.
• Rating: Unrated
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