Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.

As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind, but as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body.

Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!

That's the style now Ron. It's called Lollipopping. All the kids are doing it.

Yes, Walter, it does say that you're right. But using basic logic and human intelligence one can surmise that this is a link to an image.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth because it has been an incredible stressful evening.

Oh Ann, you beautiful spinster, I will find you love.

Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.

How am I supposed to find the love of Ann's life when it sounds like a funeral in here?

Ben: Screw romantic dinners, let's go rub it in their face.
Leslie: God, I love you so much.

All the things make me think a lot of feelings about myself.

I've never been very good at letting things go. I can't tell you how many times a fun tug of a war with a dog over a chew toy turned contentious. One of always gets mad.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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