Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 13)
Season 4, Episode 1: "I'm Leslie Knope"
Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.
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Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.
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Season 3, Episode 16: "Li'l Sebastian"
Leslie: Oh President Reagan, my blazer popped open.
Ben: Well, Maggy Thatcher, let me help you with that. Our countries have had a very special relationship.
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Ben: Show me Pelosi again.
Leslie: Okay, lay down.
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Season 3, Episode 15: "The Bubble"
Leslie: When I first met you I thought you were a fascist hard ass.
Ben: What?
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Ben: Should we talk about how you claimed your mom was a Filipino woman you've never met.
Leslie: Should we?
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Leslie: You know what I should do? I should get my mother a one way ticket to London, leaving today. That way Ben never has to meet her and I could visit her in London. Everybody wins.
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Ben: I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.
Leslie: Yeah, good call.
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Leslie: And you have an officemate, his name is Stewart. And he's kind of a grouch.
Ann: I have an officemate?
Stewart: Get these f-ing balloons out of here.
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Season 3, Episode 13: "The Fight"
Leslie: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover.
Ben: I feel great. I ran 5K this morning.
Leslie: Really?
Ben: No, I threw up in the shower.
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