Leslie Knope Quotes
My God Diana, will you stop it with the letter writing campaign.
My pleasure. See you in hell!
Don't touch my pickles Ann!
You were very fair. In fact, I'm the one who needs to apologize. I got you involved in PCP, but I'm starting a new group now, LSD - Leslie's Sorry Division - and I just wanted to say I'm sorry Chris.
I don't know what else to say except let's go win an election.
I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.
Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!
When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.
As a mature, reasonable adult I understand that this will be the last project Ben and I will be working on together. So, please join us the grand opening of Pawnee's smallest park on November 12th, 2070.
I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?