Leslie Knope Quotes
My pleasure. See you in hell!
Don't touch my pickles Ann!
You were very fair. In fact, I'm the one who needs to apologize. I got you involved in PCP, but I'm starting a new group now, LSD - Leslie's Sorry Division - and I just wanted to say I'm sorry Chris.
I don't know what else to say except let's go win an election.
I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.
Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!
When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.
As a mature, reasonable adult I understand that this will be the last project Ben and I will be working on together. So, please join us the grand opening of Pawnee's smallest park on November 12th, 2070.
I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?
Oh hey Ben, have you ever seen my complete collection of all 193 National Flags? Oh, here they are!