Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 17)
Season 3, Episode 6: "Indianapolis"
Ron: Leslie, you need to understand that we are headed to the most special place on earth. When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards there flecks of meat in my mustache and I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.
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Leslie: Skywriting isn't always positive.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Media Blitz"
Leslie: Well, the douche, it's a Pawnee tradition and it's where fun meets awesome.. meets agriculture.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: We are colleagues with benefits. We're colleagues who benefit from the fact that we're also friends.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: I'm sorry, Shauna. I think I need to go. But, um, thank you so much and as always everything I said is off the record. OK? Bye.
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Leslie: And I even called Oprah. Well, I tried to call Oprah. Couldn't get her number. I'm putting it out there, like The Secret. And hopefully she'll call me.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Boy, 35 percent.
Ben: It's actually 34.2 percent.
Leslie: 34.2 percent. I am Ben, the numbers robot.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Ron & Tammy, Part 2"
Leslie: Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Leslie: I know Tammy seems scary, but really she's just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedaling sex crazed She Demon.
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Leslie: Yes. I know exactly when we should do it. Post-pizza, pre-ice cream, between his third and fourth beer. He'll be full but not stuffed. Tipsy but not drunk. Should be around nine.
Ben: OK. So you've thought this through.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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