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Well, math is hard.

Allergic to chestnuts... and good haircuts.

Tanya: I've never seen you buy a salad at Sue's Salads.
Leslie: That's because I don't hate myself Tanya.

Despite the fact that this seems like a party for Tom's face I think it's going pretty well.

Tom come over here and talk about how great I am.

Tom Haverford is a selfish, sleazy, self-promoting, good-hearted, secretly kind and wonderful tiny, little person.

We're called the Pawnee Goddesses and we're freakin' awesome.

I've taught them too well. I've created a mob of little Leslie Knope monsters. I'm so proud.

Jerry: Mine just says "get well soon."
Leslie: Aren't you sick?
Jerry: No.
Leslie: ...something's off.

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