Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 30)
Season 2, Episode 16: "Galentine's Day"
Leslie: Or, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Oh, Jen. I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Justin: Pick you up tomorrow around noon.
Leslie: For our nooner, which is a cute word!
Ron: Explain it to her later.
Leslie: Explain what?
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Leslie: Some of them have been married for half a century. And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. Divorced, dating a gay guy, divorced twice, jury's still out on you two, and Jerry, who knows?
Jerry: I've been happily married for 28 years. You've met my wife, Gail, many times.
Leslie: Whatever.
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Leslie: But if you find him and he's weird, like a ventriloquist or a puppeteer or anyone who pretends toys are people, then abort the mission.
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Leslie: It's the most romantic story ever. It makes The Notebook look like Saw V.
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Leslie: If you look inside your bags you will find a few things. A bouquet of hand crocheted flower pens, a mosaic portrait of each of you made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda and a personalized 5,000-word essay of why you are all so awesome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "Sweetums"
Leslie: The first line, by the way: Oh captain, my captain. Ron Swanson, a swan song. Yeah. It gets better from there!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marcie: Hmm, you seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called Mysteries of the Female Orgasm!
Leslie: No I don't!
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Wow, that family looks so healthy. Look at them, they're all wearing vests.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: You look like Encyclopedia Brown
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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