Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Leslie: 3 out of 4 married couples have met each other at spontaneous auctions!
Ann: I don't think that's true.

Leslie: Seniors can be pretty ornery.
Andy: I think it's pronounced "horny."

Great news! Lots of old people have chlamydia!

Ann has told me repeatedly not to get a perm. But Ann's not here. While Ann's away, the mice get perms.

Not only am I a city counselor, but I'm a city councilor with porpoise.

Councilman Jam: I'm gonna drop my liquids in here and drop my solids down the hall.
Leslie: Ew, no.
Councilman Jam: Okay. Your loss.
Leslie: How?

I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by myself.

Ron: Take this compass. All great adventurers need one.
Leslie: As far as all this firing stuff goes...I will not forget and I will never forgive you.

What did you put in this sugar? It's so good!

We're overrun with raccoons and obese toddlers.

Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.

Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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