My speech doesn't need your luck. It needs a surgeon general's warning because it is harmful to your health.

Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.

Tom: Leslie, do you want to say some stuff to Ben now?
Leslie: My first draft of my vows, that I wrote the day after we got engaged clocked in around 70 pages.

No time to do the Tim Gunn voice. Wait, what am I talking about? There's always time.

How did Cinderella finish her dress so fast? Birds and squirrels, yeah that's not gonna work.

Leslie: Ron, I'm going to need you to walk me down the aisle.
Ron: It would be an honor. And the first time I won't regret walking down the aisle.

Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!

No one achieves anything alone.

Oh, no! Pawnee has been hit with a Tornado Quake!

Leslie: It is with a heavy heart that I say: we have been Jammed.

Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.

Damnit, Jamm. I should have had animal control kill you.