Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation
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Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. And
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.

My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.

I was in favor of closing the Borders bookstore, not the border to Mexico.

Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.

Jennifer: I swear the air in this town is killing my brain cells."
Leslie: The water isn't good for you either, you shouldn't drink the tap water.

I've gotten to know the city councilmen pretty well because of my campaign. If you hear them talking about that blonde pain in the ass, that's me.

Leslie: Did he do all this just for you?
Ann: No, he just lives like this. He's deeply in debt, but who cares.

It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.

Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.

I think we may have used up all our luck tonight. Actually, not all of it, he's about to get lucky. [Leslie points to Ben] It's on.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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