You're out-gunned, out-manned, out...side, and it's a lovely day, so throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.

Casey: I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.
Lester: Canada?

Man, I haven't sug-ed a tank in...days.

Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.

Good luck to you both, finding a better Indian guy in your life!

Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.

Reno? More like Reen-yes.

Lester: You said we were gonna chase tail.
Awesome: There's a huge belly marmot population. They love being chased.

I'm making it rain, Canadian style, which is technically making it snow. Dolla, dolla, coins y'all.

May I ask the best man what casino we're going to be hitting first? I got a fat stack burning a hole in my crotch.

Jeff: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.
Lester: He lives by a strange philosophy of karma and diet.

Lester: Did you feel that?
Jeff: I haven't felt anything in years.

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Chuck Quotes

I hate Twitter.

Casey

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Sarah

Chuck Music

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Wait-it-out Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black-and-gold Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just-dropped-in-to-see-what-condition-my-condition-is-in Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes
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