Lester Patel Quotes
Season 5, Episode 11: "Chuck Versus the Bullet Train"
Lester: You're out-gunned, out-manned, out...side, and it's a lovely day, so throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Casey: I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.
Lester: Canada?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lester: Man, I haven't sug-ed a tank in...days.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "Chuck vs. The Santa Suit"
Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "Chuck Versus the Hack Off"
Lester: Good luck to you both, finding a better Indian guy in your life!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "Chuck vs. the Bearded Bandit"
Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 22: "Chuck Versus Agent X"
Lester: Reno? More like Reen-yes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lester: You said we were gonna chase tail.
Awesome: There's a huge belly marmot population. They love being chased.
• Rating: Unrated
Lester: I'm making it rain, Canadian style, which is technically making it snow. Dolla, dolla, coins y'all.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lester: May I ask the best man what casino we're going to be hitting first? I got a fat stack burning a hole in my crotch.
• Rating: Unrated
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