Lester Patel Quotes
You're out-gunned, out-manned, out...side, and it's a lovely day, so throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.
Casey: I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.
Man, I haven't sug-ed a tank in...days.
Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.
Good luck to you both, finding a better Indian guy in your life!
Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.
Reno? More like Reen-yes.
Lester: You said we were gonna chase tail.
Awesome: There's a huge belly marmot population. They love being chased.
I'm making it rain, Canadian style, which is technically making it snow. Dolla, dolla, coins y'all.
May I ask the best man what casino we're going to be hitting first? I got a fat stack burning a hole in my crotch.
Jeff: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.
Lester: He lives by a strange philosophy of karma and diet.
Lester: Did you feel that?
Jeff: I haven't felt anything in years.