Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 18)
Season 1, Episode 17: "Life Among the Gorillas"
Lily: I made you a sack lunch [giggles]
Marshall: I love you because, one, you made me a sack lunch, and two, you laugh every time you say the word "sack."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Marshall: I want to give you the package.
Lily: The package? You've already given me the package, you've got a great package, Marshall, I love your package.
Marshall: Lily, you are the most incredible woman I know. You deserve a big package.
Lily: Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this Marshall Erickson, but you've got a huge package!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: So if those guys pressure you to smoke, what do you say?
Marshall: Only when I'm drunk.
Lily: Good boy
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 16: "Cupcake"
Lily [trying on wedding dresses]: Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily [about a wedding dress she just found]: Okay, okay, how much is it on a scale from "never" to "never ever"?
Robin: Never ever, ever ever ever times infinity
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 15: "Game Night"
Lily: You ralphed and ran?
Marshall: I thought you were vomit free since 93. So that was a lie.
Robin: You re-returned for me. That's really sweet, though you kinda ruined my customized Scherbatsky doormat
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Marshall: Well, we have the whole place to ourselves...
Lily: I'm thinking...floor sex!
Marshall: Sounds reasonable
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 14: "Zip, Zip, Zip"
[trapped in the bathroom with Marshall]
Lily: I need a drink, do we have any cough syrup in here?
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: Baby, I need to do something and I can't do it in front of you. It will change the nature of our relationship.
Marshall: What is it?
Lily: I need to pee
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "Drumroll, Please"
Ted: I had the most amazing night ever.
Marshall: Tell me about it! That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like "Hey bro, I don't know what you're eating cause I don't have any eyes but it's basically awesome so keep sending it down."
Lily: Yea I know, my stomach was like "Girlfriend, we don't always get along but that cake..."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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