Lily van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 16)
Season 1, Episode 6: "The Handmaiden's Tale"
Rufus: Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?
Lily: Since when were you a rock star?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil"
Eric: Hey Mom. I'm sorry about tonight.
Lily: Oh, we'll talk about it in the morning. After you had a good night sleep in your own bed.
Eric: I'm going home?
Lily: I'm not sure exactly how this is gonna work, you know.
Eric: I'm not worried. (smiles) It's a good thing I didn't unpack.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: (answering the phone) This better not be my wife.
Lillian: Rufus! You always answer the phone like that?!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: I figured social climbing would be more fulfilling.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: It makes jokes. Cute.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 4: "Bad News Blair"
Rufus: So, what did you think about it?
Lillian: I thought. (Pause) It was extraordinary
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch"
Lily: Don't try to be cute. Those days are long behind you.
Rufus: And here I was, thinking I get better looking every day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.
Lily van der Woodsen: Yes, it has been very pleasant. Until now.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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