Lily van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 3: "The Jewel of Denial"
Serena: Mom, I saw her myself. She's fine. I promise.
Lily: Well that's not for you to decide. Carol is her mother and I'm not going to participate in deceiving her.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 22: "The Wrong Goodbye"
Nate: What are your plans for the summer, Mrs. Humphrey?
Lily: Well I'm going to be getting very pale. This thing doesn't come off until the fall. Just in time to send my baby off to college.
Eric: Sarah Lawrence is like 15 minutes. I don't really think I need to be sent off. A light breeze could take me there.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: He's getting 20 years.
Chuck: Sounds fair. That's how long he kept the secret.
Lily: Well I wouldn't want to be in his shoes, I'll tell you that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Petty in Pink"
Lily: My apartment is teeming with women throwing back champagne cocktails and toasting my misfortune. Honestly, it's worth risking an orange jumpsuit not to have to face another Botox bitch and a pink cocktail dress.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 18: "The Kids Stay in the Picture"
Lily: I did not reject you. All I ever wanted was your approval.
Carol: Well you got it now. Turning yourself in. Not giving a damn what people think. That's my Lily.
Lily: Will you come visit me in prison?
Carol: I will smuggle you pot brownies.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Carol: I hope that Charlie speaks to me on the plane.
Lily: Serena says they had a great girls' night. Probably just want she needed. In light of, you know, your decades of massive hypocrisy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: Lily, I did not sabotage the photo shoot. I hope that you realize that.
Lily: Oh, I'm not even sure I care if you did. I mean let's face it, me, Cece and Carol all in the same room. The night was doomed to be apocalyptic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Finds out about what?
Cece: That I'm not happy with my hair. It's too flat.
Lily: Mother, your hair is enormous.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: Of course Mother paid you to be here. I am so foolish to think that you would have come because you cared.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: For gods sake, Carol. It's a necklace, not a heroin needle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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