Gossip Girl

Lily van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 7)

Lily: Oh! Blair, Dorota. What are you doing here?
Blair: Just bringing a little tradition. I'm spending the holidays with Daddy and Roman in Paris. I figured since we usually spend this day together that, you know, um... Is Serena here?
We thought she was with you.
Blair: No, I haven't seen her since Chuck's party. She never came home.
Eric: Okay, alright. Now I'm worried.
Lily: Charles?
Chuck: She's not at The Empire.
Lily: Well then where the hell is she?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Dean Reuther, I'm sorry you have to disrupt your day with such trivial matters.
Dean Reuther: It's hardly trivial, Mrs. Humphrey. I'm sure you saw the wall of paparazzi at the campus gates.
Lily: Well I assure you none of us is interested in this kind of media attention. I hope you'll let our family make it up to you with an endowment. Maybe you could use it to build a moat around the school — keep out the press.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: [to Rufus] I know you think you're rock and roll, but you are wearing a two thousand dollar jacket.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Lily: We all know you would have moved on to something more your speed eventually. A pretty girl like you can get the attention of a man without an education, so why bother?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I love you Charles. And if Eva is everything you say she is, I think she will too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Juliet: Whatever twisted frenemy-slash-ex-boyfriend situation you have going on, Serena, it has nothing to do with me. I told you that the alumni committee makes the decisions—
Serena: You seriously thought we wouldn't know anyone on the committee?
Juliet: You can't. That's the secret part of a secret committee.
Lily: Unless the keymaster misbehaves. Half of the board members of Bass Industries are alumni. One phonecall confirmed the obvious. That Serena has always been at the top of the list. Congratulations darling. to Juliet: Key please.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm sorry for what happened with Jenny. She was in a bad place; I could have helped her, instead I just used her pain for my own self-destruction.
Lily: Thank you for the apology. And welcome home. Please don't disappear again.
Chuck: I don't intend to. I just hope everyone's as relieved to see me as you are.
Lily: Well let's not ask for too much right off the bat, shall we?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: I'm dreading this. As much as the truth might be a relief it's also the toughest thing he'll ever have to face.
Lily: Well just be prepared. Who knows how he'll react. He may not even believe you.
Rufus: Genetics don't lie, even though some doctors who administer paternity tests do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: It's from France. Hello? Yes this is she. Oh my god, is it Serena? Is she okay? Okay, I will.
Rufus: What? What is it?
Lily: A body washed up in Paris, shot, the identification they found says it's Charles Bass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: Why do you have Chuck's travel itinerary, bank statements and credit card bills?
Lily: Because I'm afraid he might be in trouble.
 • Rating: Unrated

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