Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!"
Lily: There's nothing wrong with having Chinese food on Thanksgiving.Serena: What?!
Lily: Jews have been doing it on Christmas since forever. Look, a pumpkin! It's festive, yes?
Serena: We're gonna eat a pumpkin?
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Season 1, Episode 6: "The Handmaiden's Tale"
Rufus: Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?Lily: Since when were you a rock star?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil"
Eric: Hey Mom. I'm sorry about tonight.Lily: Oh, we'll talk about it in the morning. After you had a good night sleep in your own bed.
Eric: I'm going home?
Lily: I'm not sure exactly how this is gonna work, you know.
Eric: I'm not worried. (smiles) It's a good thing I didn't unpack.
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Rufus: (answering the phone) This better not be my wife.
Lillian: Rufus! You always answer the phone like that?!
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Lily: I figured social climbing would be more fulfilling.
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Lily: It makes jokes. Cute.
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Bad News Blair"
Rufus: So, what did you think about it?Lillian: I thought. (Pause) It was extraordinary
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Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch"
Lily: Don't try to be cute. Those days are long behind you.Rufus: And here I was, thinking I get better looking every day.
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Dan: I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.
Lily van der Woodsen: Yes, it has been very pleasant. Until now.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?Rufus: Cause we're awesome.
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
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