Lily Quotes
Season 2, Episode 1: "Bzzzzzz"
Lily: This place knows things about me nobody knows.
Olive: Like that you holidayed here thirty years ago and found a baby in a cabbage patch. And by "cabbage patch," I mean your lady parts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "Smell of Success"
Olive: Look carefully, ladies; this is your future.
Lily: Is it vodka?
Olive: Water.
Lily: As in Russian for vodka?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "Girth"
Olive: Water, H2O.
Lily: In other words for Vodka?
Vivian: Aah! Chlorine! Lily used to say it was like bottled sunshine
Lily: Now it reminds me about kids with bladder controll
• Rating: Unrated
Vivian: Is that clock right? It's 2 o'clock in the a.m.!?!
Lily: (scoffs) I'll get my gun.
Vivian: And I'll get the candy bowl
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "The Fun in Funeral"
Lily: (thoughtful) Pie Hole... I like it, it's provocative.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pie-lette"
Lily: Impollite to discuss a woman's menopause in mixed company.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7