Lindsay Bluth Fünke Quotes (Page 7)
Season 1, Episode 21: "Not Without My Daughter"
Lindsay: Michael, it was shoplifting, and I'm white. I think I'm going to be ok.
• Rating: Unrated
Gob: What do you use for misdirection?
Lindsay: Misdirection?
Gob: Yeah, I mean if you're so good at magic, what did you have them looking at to divert their attention?
Lindsay: I don't know. My ass.
Gob: My ass. You're lying.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 20: "Whistler's Mother"
Lindsay: I'm protesting the war. There's a war going on, you know.
Maeby: Yeah. I'm the one who told you, and you said it happened ten years ago.
• Rating: Unrated
Lindsay: All your water's doing is whetting my appetite for protest. No hair for oil! No hair for oil!
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Well, this money is for land, okay? We're not going to burn through it like Dad did when he was in charge with his bad investments and his corrupt dealings ... Mother's neck ...
Lindsay: No, that was a good investment.
Michael: It is easier to look at now, isn't it?
• Rating: Unrated
Tobias: Well, Lindsay, could you use it over there? I'm trying to grow.
Lindsay: Yeah. Well, it's clear that's not going to happen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 19: "Best Man for the Gob"
Lindsay: I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: I thought Zenotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better.
Lindsay: For fifteen minutes. Then, it burns when you pee and your marriage goes to hell.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 18: "Missing Kitty"
Lindsay: Ok, I tell you what. I'll take you down to see Nana if you split the money with me 60-40.
Maeby: 55-55.
Lindsay: Deal.
Michael: Sounds like you guys are getting more than you think.
• Rating: Unrated
Lindsay: Where's Nana?
Lucille: I sent her on a wonderful cruise. You just missed a wonderful call from her. She just came back from a wonderful costume party that the captain threw. She gained ten pounds, there's so much food on that boat. She's up to 74.
• Rating: Unrated
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