The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXLisa Simpson Quotes
Bart: I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
Lisa: And I'm never gonna go to Machu Pichu. In this family, you get used to disappointment.
Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.
That school is so great. Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money and not chickens.
Lisa: I'll study so hard I'll make the old me look like Bart.
Homer: That'd be one weird looking kid.
Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on!
Bart: What's your note say?
Lisa: The seven of clubs?
Homer: Tada!
Lisa: Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house.
Bart: Well stop in and say hi to me because I'll still be there chilling in my basement bachelor pad.
Homer: Make sure to water my backyard grave.
Bart: As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.
Homer: Just don't dress me up as a woman.
Bart: We'll see.
Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
Lisa: They're just dots in circles.
You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport.
Ralph can't play because he's too juiced.
Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
Lisa: What kind of artists are you?
Jermaine: Sandwich artists.
