Lisa Simpson Quotes
Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.
Wow its working! I guess the instructions were in EnglishFry
Attention goblins, Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger bars and people are laying fingers all over them
It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.
Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies?
She's under a lot of stress, her husband's at sea.
He's just Ralph with a dream, the dream of not ralphing.
Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.
Lisa: Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.
Chief Wiggum: Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
Lisa: How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?
Marge: What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?
Lisa: Not to.
Lisa: You could do what Everybody Loves Raymond did.
Krusty: Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory and has been used to make art projects.
Principal Skinner: I must say, Lisa, it was amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.
Lisa: That isn't a word.
Principal Skinner: Oooh, back on the saddle she climbs.