Lisa Simpson Quotes
Lisa: Why does someone become a bully?
Kearney: I'm a Cubs fan.
Milhouse: I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
Lisa: Eww. On every level, eww.
Bart: All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
Lisa: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.
All my extra credit points are like frequentflier miles on a bankrupt airline.
I love that dog...but that is one long, stupid name.
T-Rex: T.V.? We don't own a t.v.
Lisa: I didn't know that was an option.
Lisa: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
Lunchlady Doris: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
Lisa: Willie, I love your chaps.
Willie: Me pants are ripped out.
Lisa: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
Moe: And that's that. Another story in the classic infallible three-act structure. Good enough for Aristotle, good enough for The Simpsons.
Lisa: Mr. Szyslak I have feeling there's going to be one more act to this story.
Moe: Well I'm not hanging around for that. Pfftt. Four acts.
It's so diverse. I've died and gone to a PBS kid's show.
Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beers.
Homer: Then you have a serious reading problem.