Lisa Simpson Quotes (Page 3)
Season 23, Episode 3: "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
Lisa: Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 20: "Homer Scissorhands"
Lisa: You're gonna regret the day you were born.
Bart: I already do, it's too close to Christmas.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 19: "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
Lisa: Aunt Selma is treating a mob boss like an ordinary tax payer!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 18: "The Great Simpsina"
Lisa: You're as pure as the ether that puts you to sleep.
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: Prepare to have everything you knew about milk cans challenged!
• Rating: Unrated
Great Raymondo: This is a house of magic.
Lisa: Sounds like most of it is owned by the bank.
Great Raymondo: But the rest of it is magic.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 14: "Angry Dad: The Movie"
Red Carpet Interviewer: And Lisa, who are you wearing?
Lisa: I believe it's from Lamps Plus.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 8: "The Fight Before Christmas"
Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 5: "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
Lisa: That school is so great. Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money and not chickens.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: I'll study so hard I'll make the old me look like Bart.
Homer: That'd be one weird looking kid.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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