Lisa Simpson Quotes
Homer: I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.
Bart: Therapy, please.
Lisa: Me too.
Willie: You want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern?
Lisa: No, this is good.
Willie: Well, this knave's got to carve something.
Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I've always wished for creeping me out?
Bart: I don't know, cause you're incapable of experiencing joy?
Lisa: Point taken.
Bart must not be judged by these kids. But by a jury...of kids, mostly these kids...there's only so many kids.
Lisa: Why does someone become a bully?
Kearney: I'm a Cubs fan.
Milhouse: I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
Lisa: Eww. On every level, eww.
Bart: All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
Lisa: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.
All my extra credit points are like frequentflier miles on a bankrupt airline.
I love that dog...but that is one long, stupid name.
T-Rex: T.V.? We don't own a t.v.
Lisa: I didn't know that was an option.
Lisa: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
Lunchlady Doris: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
Lisa: Willie, I love your chaps.
Willie: Me pants are ripped out.