The Simpsons

Lisa Simpson Quotes (Page 5)

Otto: What's the matter Lisa, you're normally the first one off this death trap?
Lisa: The combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill.
Otto: I guess I shouldn't be playing this driving game while driving.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: Quiet. It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all.. the Peace Prize.
Homer: I would kill for that!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: It's 4 am, you kids should have been in bed a half hour ago.
Lisa: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcement lives from Stockholm.
Homer: Ooh, the Nobies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: You rebel scum make me sick. This is sweet justice for how you graybacks treated our boys at Andersonville.
Lisa: Where there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: Whales are mammals and are deeply intelligent and sensitive like us.
Jimbo [to whale]: Haha, nerd.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Play with Lisa.
Bart: You don't play with Lisa, you play despite her.
Lisa: Bart, I'm not thrilled either, but one day we might need each other for a transplant so we better keep the lines of communication going.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle Obama: That's right, Lisa, as an avid organic gardner I've read your blog.
Lisa: Flotus1 is First Lady of the United States, one.
Michelle Obama: Yes, I wanted just flotus, but someone had it.
Ralph: That's me because I swim with my flotuses on.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: You would mess up mom and dad's marriage just to get out of doing some homework?
Bart: I would end all life this planet to get out of doing fractions.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Then again there's only one way to get an accurate reading. Bart, pants.
Lisa: Just close your eyes and think of Milhouse.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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