Tracy Jordan I am taking you to a strip club.

Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.

I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.

Where's my mac 'n cheese?!?

This better be important Jack, I was in the middle of buying a bag of bras on Ebay.

Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.

Kenneth and I had to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to think like Tracy. I ended up eating a swordfish dinner at a strip club and Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp.

I'll get in my bra and you can throw nails at me.

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