Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 11)
Season 4, Episode 21: "Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land"
Liz: Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: So I'll go to Floyd's wedding alone. Maybe I'll just lean into it and bring a cat and a baby stroller.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: This is a public park named after Ron Artest.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Liz: God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I'm coming alone, Cerie, but I would still like two meals.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Moms"
Liz: You could have married him mom. Laura Linney could have played you in the HBO original movie Moon Wives!
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Different times! Octomom!
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Whuck?!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Argus"
Liz: I know this is a difficult time for you, but word of advice: if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house, you better hope that everyone else there are black people or sluts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: [reading Tracy's letter] I will always be your ... oh no, I'm white, I can't read that word.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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