Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 11)
Season 5, Episode 18: "Plan B"
Aaron Sorkin: We make horse buggies; the first Model T just rolled into town.
Liz: We're dinosaurs.
Aaron Sorkin: We don't need two metaphors. That's bad writing, not that it matters.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Aaron Sorkin: I'm Aaron Sorkin. The West Wing, A Few Good Men, The Social Network...
Liz: Studio 60.
Aaron Sorkin: Shut up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I'd like to help but "I'm Afraid My Hands Are Tied"...is the only show anyone's watching on Twinks.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 16: "TGS Hates Women"
Liz: First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Isn't that the guy who outbid no one for NBC?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "It's Never Too Late for Now"
Liz: My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I'm sorry is that another magazine about meetings?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Watch this. I can fit Emily Dickinson's whole head in my mouth
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: How many times does a woman meet Mr. Right? I've had three chances; Floyd, then Carol, and I was once in an elevator with Tom Brokaw, and I blew all three...opportunities
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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