Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.

So I'll go to Floyd's wedding alone. Maybe I'll just lean into it and bring a cat and a baby stroller.

This is a public park named after Ron Artest.

God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

I'm coming alone, Cerie, but I would still like two meals.

You could have married him mom. Laura Linney could have played you in the HBO original movie Moon Wives!

Different times! Octomom!

Whuck?!

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Liz: I know this is a difficult time for you, but word of advice: if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house, you better hope that everyone else there are black people or sluts.

[reading Tracy's letter] I will always be your ... oh no, I'm white, I can't read that word.

[to Jenna] What's going on? Why are you being so happy and nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?

We have to tell Jenna that we can't do her Kardashian sketch because Jack is bro's with Lamar Odom.

30 Rock Quotes

Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.

Liz

I've learned the word 'black' in every language, just so I know when to be offended.

Tracy