Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 15)
Season 4, Episode 10: "Black Light Attack!"
Liz: That girl has a name, Jack. We call her 'Skankovich.'
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "Klaus and Greta"
Liz: Nope, that's a serial killer. Just get in a cab, I'll pay for it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Liz: Lemoned? That's not a thing people are saying now, is it?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Secret Santa"
Liz: [on Christmas gifts for Jenna] I want to take that Internet photo of her nipple slip and make it into a jigsaw puzzle!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Liz: Oh, shark farts!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy e-mails with their old high school boyfriends.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001"
Liz: [to Jack] This is how I cry now since you made me get that off-brand eye surgery!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Liz: I can't wear contacts because the doctors say my eyeballs are too pointy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Writers who never talk: you want a new job?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Maybe we can undid these handcuffs.
Tracy: Racist!
• Rating: Unrated
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