Liz Lemon Quotes
Sometimes everything is just the worst, Kenneth.
He could be a serial killer. He could wear a thumb ring.
When can I start eating hard cheeses again?
CNBC gives me a headache. I get all my money advice from PBS.
Liz: I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie 'My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.'
Jack: That's inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.
Liz: [on V-day plans] One word: oral ... two words: oral surgery.
Happy Valentine's Day, no one!
Dennis ... watching 'The Color Purple' drunk with you was one of my funnest nights ever.
There are some things that are actually harder to do with two people, like ... monologues.
Wow, Avery Jessup, she's hot. She was on Maxim's I'd Rape Her 100.
Valentine's Day is a sham created by greeting card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes.
It's stuff like this that makes me eat stuff like this.
