Liz: You're always a high strung perfectionist.
Jenna: I prefer soul sucking monster.

What Bill O'Reilly erotic novel are you living in?

Hey, I don't bail. I am still watching Smash, Criss.

Liz: I don't want to be with Spencer!
Criss: And yet you're silent about Grant.

I could dip into my 401 something I've heard old people say in commercials.

You're being so transvaginal right now.

Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.

I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.

Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.

Jacky and I know how we feel. We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier.


If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

Liz: Why are you so heavy?
Tracy: Cause so much of me has died.

30 Rock Quotes

We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!


I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.