Liz: You're always a high strung perfectionist.
Jenna: I prefer soul sucking monster.

What Bill O'Reilly erotic novel are you living in?

Hey, I don't bail. I am still watching Smash, Criss.

Liz: I don't want to be with Spencer!
Criss: And yet you're silent about Grant.

I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.

You're being so transvaginal right now.

Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.

I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.

Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.

Jacky and I know how we feel. We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier.

Colleen

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

Liz: Why are you so heavy?
Tracy: Cause so much of me has died.

30 Rock Quotes

Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack