Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 5)
Season 5, Episode 15: "It's Never Too Late for Now"
Liz: Watch this. I can fit Emily Dickinson's whole head in my mouth
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: How many times does a woman meet Mr. Right? I've had three chances; Floyd, then Carol, and I was once in an elevator with Tom Brokaw, and I blew all three...opportunities
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "Double-Edged Sword"
Carol: I will waste you!
Liz: You'll have to go through this old bastard first.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: And you're no better Carol. You built that bookshelf incorrectly.
Carol: I did not. I wanted the books to slide off.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "¡Que Sorpresa!"
Jack: Avery and I want the baby's middle name to be Elizabeth, after you.
Liz: Oh Jack, that's so gay balls.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Carmen: What's wrong with you?
Liz: Almost everything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I am telling everyone here that there is no way I can be pregnant, because I have had my period for the last 61 days.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Some dude jacked me, and now his sperm is growing in my stomach.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Man, we all lead such complicated lives. Hey, you wanna go to that new popcorn place for lunch?
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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