Liz: You're always a high strung perfectionist.
Jenna: I prefer soul sucking monster.

What Bill O'Reilly erotic novel are you living in?

Hey, I don't bail. I am still watching Smash, Criss.

Liz: I don't want to be with Spencer!
Criss: And yet you're silent about Grant.

I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.

You're being so transvaginal right now.

Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.

I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.

Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.

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