Liz: You're at rehearsal before me?
Tracy: Of course I am, Liz-Dad. I'm your good boy.

Liz: Jenna accused me of trying to destroy her because her lines didn't have any K sounds, which she thinks is the funniest sound
Pete: Oh my God. My cousin Karl crashed his car. And now he is in a coma at the Kendall Clinic.

I think Coca-Coola brand Diet Banana Lime causes Tayamaneh.

I bought a restaurant grade onion ringer.

I started eating the onion part of my onion rings.

I started eating the lettuce under my onion rings.

Liz: Your insistence that the Jack character have an awesome catch phrase...
Jack: An idea that's off the charts, Kimosabe.

Diana: Oh, you're still here.
Liz: That's what they all say.

Liz: The male gaze.
Hazel: Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.

Do not write another sketch with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.

I thought you said a man should never wear pastel unless he's a black guy on Easter?

Liz: This wasn't a party!
Dennis: Tell me about it. It sucked.

30 Rock Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz