Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 5)
Season 6, Episode 21: "The Return of Avery Jessup"
Liz: I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 18: "Murphy Brown Lied to Us"
Liz: You're being so transvaginal right now.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "Meet The Woggels"
Colleen: Jacky and I know how we feel. We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "Nothing Left to Lose"
Liz: Why are you so heavy?
Tracy: Cause so much of me has died.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: You're at rehearsal before me?
Tracy: Of course I am, Liz-Dad. I'm your good boy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 15: "The Shower Principle"
Liz: Jenna accused me of trying to destroy her because her lines didn't have any K sounds, which she thinks is the funniest sound
Pete: Oh my God. My cousin Karl crashed his car. And now he is in a coma at the Kendall Clinic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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