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Liz: You're at rehearsal before me?
Tracy: Of course I am, Liz-Dad. I'm your good boy.

Liz: Jenna accused me of trying to destroy her because her lines didn't have any K sounds, which she thinks is the funniest sound
Pete: Oh my God. My cousin Karl crashed his car. And now he is in a coma at the Kendall Clinic.

I think Coca-Coola brand Diet Banana Lime causes Tayamaneh.

I bought a restaurant grade onion ringer.

I started eating the onion part of my onion rings.

I started eating the lettuce under my onion rings.

Liz: Your insistence that the Jack character have an awesome catch phrase...
Jack: An idea that's off the charts, Kimosabe.

Diana: Oh, you're still here.
Liz: That's what they all say.

Liz: The male gaze.
Hazel: Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.

Do not write another sketch with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.

I thought you said a man should never wear pastel unless he's a black guy on Easter?

Liz: This wasn't a party!
Dennis: Tell me about it. It sucked.

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30 Rock Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack