Dennis Duffy is like the Terminator with cheaper sunglasses.

Without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies.

Kenneth: I'm Kenneth by the way.
Liz: Me too. I'm Kenneth...Kenneth, uh, Toilet Hole.

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.

Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.

How much internet did he do?

Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.

Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.

Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.

Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

30 Rock Quotes

Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack