Dennis Duffy is like the Terminator with cheaper sunglasses.

Without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies.

Kenneth: I'm Kenneth by the way.
Liz: Me too. I'm Kenneth...Kenneth, uh, Toilet Hole.

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.

Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.

How much internet did he do?

Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.

Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.

Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.

Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

30 Rock Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Kenneth

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack