Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 6)
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Liz: First of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Do you know what pays for your show Lemon?
Liz: Our product placement deal with Sullivan Psychiatric Clinic. Sullivan Psychiatric, you'll drool over our crazy prices.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: It doesn't matter how long you live in New York, it's still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant, severed, robot penises.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "Mrs. Donaghy"
Jack: This isn't my first rodeo Lemon.
Liz: Well I've been to a rodeo to. It was a cat rodeo, in a gay guy's apartment.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Who wears shoes at a beach?
Liz: Only Rocky and Apollo Creed during the training montage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Well, one of my New Year's resolutions was to say yes. Yes to love. Yes to life. Yes to staying in more!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: The airline lost my luggage and the only place to buy anything on the island was at the tennis pro shop. Luckily I had the essentials in my carry-on; toiletries, closed toed shoes, and the State Department recommended mosquito head net.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "Christmas Attack Zone"
Liz: Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Jack what are you doing? You promised me a drama free dinner. I could be sitting at the corner table at the K-Mart Cafe right now.
• Rating: Unrated
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