Liz Lemon Quotes
Dennis Duffy is like the Terminator with cheaper sunglasses.
Without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies.
Kenneth: I'm Kenneth by the way.
Liz: Me too. I'm Kenneth...Kenneth, uh, Toilet Hole.
Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?
These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.
Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.
How much internet did he do?
Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.
Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.
Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.
Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
