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Dennis Duffy is like the Terminator with cheaper sunglasses.

Without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies.

Kenneth: I'm Kenneth by the way.
Liz: Me too. I'm Kenneth...Kenneth, uh, Toilet Hole.

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.

Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.

How much internet did he do?

Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.

Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.

Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.

Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

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30 Rock Quotes

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

I do have a hard time telling ages with black - shoes are the best kind of shoes.

Liz