Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.

Kenneth and I had to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to think like Tracy. I ended up eating a swordfish dinner at a strip club and Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp.

I'll get in my bra and you can throw nails at me.

Listen to me. I sound like Cagney and Lacey but without the slutty clothes.

Aaron Sorkin: We make horse buggies; the first Model T just rolled into town.
Liz: We're dinosaurs.
Aaron Sorkin: We don't need two metaphors. That's bad writing, not that it matters.

Aaron Sorkin: I'm Aaron Sorkin. The West Wing, A Few Good Men, The Social Network...
Liz: Studio 60.
Aaron Sorkin: Shut up.

I'd like to help but "I'm Afraid My Hands Are Tied" the only show anyone's watching on Twinks.

First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!

Isn't that the guy who outbid no one for NBC?

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

I'm sorry is that another magazine about meetings?

30 Rock Quotes

Jenna: Oh, I'm not worried because I have something the other actors don't.
Liz: Don't say your sexuality.
Jenna: My sexuality.
Liz: Oh, god, Jenna! When has that ever worked?
Jenna: When has it not worked?!

Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day. Is nothing sacred anymore?