Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 4: "Live Show"
Liz: You'll never be a millionaire! Hahaha. Slumdog Millionaire ref...Blam-o.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jack: Why are you better looking in your memory?
Liz: My memory had Seinfeld money.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 3: "Let's Stay Together"
Liz: I don't know if he's mentioned this to you a hundred times, but he went to Harvard.
Jack: So we know he's smart and superb at masturbation.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz [to Jack]: Hey, will you ask Congress where they put the USA Network. I've been trying to find Monk for like three months.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 2: "When It Rains, It Pours"
Liz: You comin' downstairs?
Jack: And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian? I don't think so.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 1: "The Fabian Strategy"
Liz: This is one of the three things I like: Ina Garten, sweater weather and...
Carol: When Muppets present at awards shows?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: The next time you hallucinate just tell yourself "this is not real. I am in control of this."
Tracy: Like the World Cup.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: The bathrooms are so much cleaner than at home... I don't know how they do it.
Jack: They clean them.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Lemon why do you keep spending so much money on Wigs?
Liz: Tracy's head size keeps changing.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Who flies Newark to Atlantic City?
Carol: Black bachelorette parties.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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