Season 3, Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"
Liz: If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level with drop until he pees himself.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Liz: I do have a hard time telling ages with black - shoes are the best kind of shoes.
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Liz: Don't push it Liz, let it happen. There's gonna be a Mama Mia!
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Liz: She texts her gay friends while I write 'til four in the morning eating dry fistfuls of Raisin Bean to stay awake, which, by the way, is how I'm able to ride the fart train to work every day.
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Liz: When he saw these (reveals shoes) he asked me when my cult was committing suicide.
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Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Liz: [to Tracy] Oh my God! Like we really have time to have you walk down the stairs that slowly!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: I don't mind taking her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.
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Liz: 1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.
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Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Liz: [to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.
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