Liz: Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.
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Liz: In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
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Liz: [on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!
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Liz: Blue writing on green ... why?!?
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Liz: Elisa has a big secret! My current theory is that she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids!
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Liz: Before I go, could I at least find out what Frank's hat says.
Jack: "Constant Craving."
Liz: He could do better!
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Liz: We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
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Liz: Excuse me, Mr. 'Winerslav' -
Jeffrey Weinerslav: It's pronounced, "Weinerslave.
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Liz: I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher.
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