Liz: We're in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America's jails!• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: I put on a live hour show every week - unless there's wrestling. I'm on it.
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Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.
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Liz: That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an Emmy ... Magazine cover story.
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HR Guy: [to Liz] He alleges you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the HR world we refer to that as being a filthy prostitute.
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Liz: Fine - 30 minutes, I'll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me.
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Liz: We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears.
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Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome.
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Liz: [to Dennis] Good luck with your fake addiction and your inconveniently located vending machines.
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Liz: [on Jenna and Dennis in her bed] Oh guys, come on, I eat in there!
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