Liz: Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: What thing with the belt? Don't hang up, I have a lot of belted objects!
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Liz: Oh, right, sorry, my mail has been piling up and I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper.
Jack: What is that supposed to mean?
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Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.
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Liz: You can't put Gatorade on salmon.
Drew: Yes you can - the hot Italian lady from the Food Network told me so.
Liz: Did she say it on TV?
Drew: No, she said it to me when she jumped escalators to try to talk ... oh.
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Jack: Tracy and I have become quite close. Look, we got BFF bracelets.
Liz: You guys are best friends forever?
Jack: That's not what that stands for.
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Liz: [on plan to get off jury duty] "I've got my Princess Leia outfit and my copies of Playgirl magazines from the early '80s."
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Liz: [as Princess Leia] I really don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury since I'm a hologram.
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Liz: Shut up, Lutz!
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Liz: [to Jack] It has a ham button! You used my idea!
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