Season 3, Episode 13: "Goodbye, My Friend"
Jack: I guess we both lost children today.Liz: Yeah, but mine was real. Yours was ... Frank.
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Becca: I can't believe you don't have kids - you'd make such a great mom. You're smart, you're successful, you're grounded...
Liz: Aww, go on.
Becca: You already dress like a mom.
Liz: Aaaaand, stop.
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Liz: You shut up, mouth.
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Liz: [to Tim] Love it because it has your goony face, get married, and have disposable cameras at the wedding, because it's fun and people like it.
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Liz: [to Tim] Nut up right now, get a job and help raise that kid.
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Season 3, Episode 12: "Larry King"
Liz: [on her "boobies" pic] I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 3, Episode 11: "St. Valentine's Day"
Liz: Nice ... you mean like stew?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird.
Drew: Hello, regular person Lemon.
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Liz: I don't know, you ever put a donut in the microwave?
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Liz: Thanks, I found it at Dunkin' ... wait a minute.
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