Lloyd Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 9: "Pie"
Lloyd: What are those?
Ari: His books. Company books. Gave 'm to me to prove that he can pay me back.... What am I doing? You're Asian, you're supposed to be good with numbers. Figure out if he has any shot at paying me back, because if he doesn't, you will!
• Rating: Unrated
Lloyd: Andrew Klein was once your close friend and mentor, now go reminisce and enjoy yourself, because I'm not canceling... Maybe put on a cheaper watch though so he doesn't feel too bad?
Ari: Run down to Geri's and get me a stainless Rolex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: We both made tons of money, we both got lots of p***y.
Lloyd: What happened?
Ari: We married too young.
Lloyd: I meant with work!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 8: "First Class Jerk"
Lloyd: I'm growing cold Ari Gold.
Babs: I got something that will warm him up.
Ari: You cougarlicious little freak
• Rating: Unrated
Lloyd: I've been putting your calls through for three years now and I haven't interrupted or given my opinion. Even when I know I can stear your twisted mind into greener pastures. But I can't keep my mouth shut anymore!
Ari: That's because it's filled with..
Lloyd: Shut it Ari!
• Rating: Unrated
Lloyd: What's wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can't see what's right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is f**ked and I'm f**ked. Which means we're all f**ked. And we're f**ked in the way you like to get f**ked, not f**ked in the way normal people like to get f**ked
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Gotta Look Up to Get Down"
Lloyd: How was the funereal, Ari?
Ari: Oh it was delightful! Are you kidding me? Alan has not looked that good in years!
• Rating: Unrated
Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me, Ari?
Ari: Only my c**k and my asshole, Lloyd
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "Tree Trippers"
Ari: When is it going to end, Lloyd?
Lloyd: Soon, Ari, soon. Have you seen anything yet?
Ari: Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: Break your f**king plans, I own your Asian ass.
Lloyd: I thought this was a favor!
Ari: This is a favor, to you, a favor to keep you employed.
• Rating: Unrated
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