Season 5, Episode 7: "Gotta Look Up to Get Down"
Lloyd: How was the funereal, Ari?Ari: Oh it was delightful! Are you kidding me? Alan has not looked that good in years!
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Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me, Ari?
Ari: Only my c**k and my asshole, Lloyd
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Season 5, Episode 5: "Tree Trippers"
Ari: When is it going to end, Lloyd?Lloyd: Soon, Ari, soon. Have you seen anything yet?
Ari: Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins
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Ari: Break your f**king plans, I own your Asian ass.
Lloyd: I thought this was a favor!
Ari: This is a favor, to you, a favor to keep you employed.
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Ari: I am away on business.
Lloyd: What kind of business do you have on a Saturday night?
Ari: I got none of your f**king business
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Season 5, Episode 3: "The All Out Fall Out"
Ari: A shattered world is what you get when you mess with Ari Gold!Lloyd: Well, if you ask me, Ari Gold should rise up, and be the bigger man.
Ari: Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind, the bigger man in my world is the last man standing. And that man will be me, all right?
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Lloyd: What about doggy poo?
Ari: Human s**t Lloyd. Yours if it's easier. Otherwise, go camp out in the men's bathroom or the women's bathroom which ever will have you. But I need a specimen!
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Season 4, Episode 12: "The Cannes Kids"
Ari: What's the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?Lloyd: No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you.
Ari: OK, tell 'm you're on a cruise with your very own king of the world and have him call me direct.
Nicky: Hey Ari
Ari: Nicky Rubenstein! How's my favorite state home convict?
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Lloyd: I am on vacation Ari!
Ari: You will be on a permanent vacation if we don't sell this movie! Now I want you to break out your pink Rolodex and call every queer assistant in town and tell them to open their mouths like J.T. would drop a load in it!
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Season 4, Episode 11: "No Cannes Do"
Lloyd: You said that if you're wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could.Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I'm facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!
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