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[Ari is dancing...]
Lloyd: Are you happy, Ari? Or is this madness that will turn on me on a moment's notice?
Ari: This is happiness, Lloyd. This is pure heterosexual male happiness.
[Ari kisses Lloyd]
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Ari: How is it to take it in the ass anyway, Lloyd?
Lloyd: I don't know, Ari. I'm a top.
Ari: Come on, really?
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Lloyd: It says, Alan will see you at 10:30.
Ari: It's 10:10, how the f**k am I gonna make it to the Valley?
Lloyd: By running, Ari, by running!
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Ari: Josh Weinstein! Are you f**king kidding me?!
Lloyd: I'm not and I tried to do the lunch cancellation trick but he was onto it somehow.
Ari: Josh f**king Weinstein! I don't believe it. I'd rather Vince f**k my wife!
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Lloyd: You know I don't like to lie, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, be a man...or as much of a man as you can possibly be for god f**king sakes
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Lloyd: This lying is making me breakout. God I have a date tonight.
Ari: Well, I'm sure your date will pop that with his pecker. Don't worry
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Ari: This is not a drill. This is an emergency!
Lloyd: Well, who's going to man the phones?
Ari: F**k the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-f**k, don't answer!
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Ari: Come on, Vinnie, you're making bank. You can't get your boy a whole shirt.
Dom: You talking to me, jerk off?
Ari: Take it easy, Dom. I just don't want you to excite my man here. He's into bad boys, aren't you Lloyd.
Lloyd: Not
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Lloyd: My widget says it's 96 already.
Ari: What the f**k's a widget? Why are you sitting like that? Seriously, what, are you sitting on a butt plug?
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