Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCLuke Dunphy Quotes
You're never off the court!
Classmate: Why is it taking you so long? How hard is it for you to paint a wall?
Luke: A lot harder than your so-called singing. At least this is supposed to be flat.
And the birthday video becomes a nature film.
Manny: Does anyone care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Manny: Luke I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am, you a bigger liar, you have no moral compass.
Luke: Look thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.
Wake up Delgado, locked box, from Columbia, no more questions, it's obviously a human head.
Phil: It's not nerdy, Luke back me up.
Luke: I hope you mean into the garage because I have friend on this street.
Are you doing sex?
Dad we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you're old in a wheelchair, I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go.
You are so mean. When he used to look through those binoculars and say your dad is one lucky man, he was wrong!
What? Like she'll be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep?!?
Social networking or social not-working?
