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Luke Dunphy Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3, Episode 1: "Dude Ranch"
Mitchell: What's so great about destroying stuff?
Luke: It stuff into chunks of flying stuff!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 24: "The One That Got Away"
Luke: Let me work my magic. It's all about creative editing. Just give me two hours, and then another hour. Someone get me a chocolate milk, with extra salt.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Good Cop Bad Dog"
Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Mother's Day"
Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Someone to Watch Over Lily"
Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet J...
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "Boys' Night"
Luke: Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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