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Modern-family

Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.

Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.

Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.

Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.

Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet J...
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.

Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.

I'm still growing into my tongue.

Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.

Caterer: Hi there. Is your father home?
Luke: I think so. Why?

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