Luke Dunphy Quotes
Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet J...
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.
Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.
I'm still growing into my tongue.
Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.
Caterer: Hi there. Is your father home?
Luke: I think so. Why?
I know what sex is, it's when a man and a woman take off their underwear and get into bed.
Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning.
I think we should drag him out of his car and punch him in the stomach until he barfs.
Luke: Here's something I didn't know about mannequins: They don't have a wiener.
Luke: Dad's like crazy fun, but you're nice.
Claire: I'm nice?!?
Luke: Well, not now.
I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?
Luke: Is that Mom's apron?
Phil: It's an apron.