Luke Dunphy Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 4: "Strangers on a Treadmill"
Luke: I've heard The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every show.
Phil: Not Kevin.
Luke: Especially Kevin!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Earthquake"
Luke: I brought you some soda, but I couldn't find any straws, so you'll have to drink it like cats.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "The Old Wagon"
Phil: Wow, this place has really changed. Time marches on, huh? See that Starbucks down there, you know what that used to be?
Luke: An orange grove?
Phil: No, a Burger King. You can still see some of the architecture.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 24: "Family Portrait"
Luke: My dad says the greatest singer who ever lived is Peabo Bryson.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 23: "Hawaii"
Manny: Oh no, who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
Luke: I was brushing my teeth at the same time...you try to do that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: I had bread, I had cheese, and I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: We had a fire drill last night. Not the hotel. Just me and Manny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: Manny's the worst roommate ever. Everything he finds, he folds.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 20: "Benched"
Luke: Manny and I are going to practice lay-ups.
Manny: They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dance and strength.
Luke: You're ruining it again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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