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Lyndsey McElroy Quotes (Page 2)

Season 8, Episode 13: "Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"
Lyndsey: I think you underestimate your brother.
Charlie: Oh, it's not an estimate. I already got the bill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lyndsey: Oh, God. You saw "Cinnamon's Buns?"
Charlie: Not all the way through. Though I'm very familiar with the bakery shop scene in the middle. You know, with the frosting gun?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Charlie: Give me in the lay of the land.
Lyndsey: You mean who in this land can you lay?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lyndsey: I'm way past guys like you.
Charlie: What do you mean guys like me?
Lyndsey: I mean guys I have to dip ammonium before I let them anywhere near me.
 • Rating: Unrated

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