I'm gonna save my dad's life!

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• Added: February 25, 2015

Mac: Bro you texted us 911 what’s the emergency?!
Charlie: Uh, well, our friendships in danger!

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• Added: February 11, 2015

Dennis: We gotta get back in our apartment man.
Mac: Yeah I know, I hate Dee.
Dennis: Yeah I hate her.

• Permalink: Yeah I hate her.
• Added: February 11, 2015

Mac: Did you do that?
Dennis: You know what? I think I did.
Mac: Yeah I think I saw you!

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• Added: February 04, 2015

Dennis: It was Mac's stupid plan.
Mac: Then why did you scratch me?
Dennis: Because you annoyed.

• Permalink: Because you annoyed me.
• Added: February 04, 2015

How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That's ludicrous.

• Permalink: How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That’s ludicrous.
• Added: February 04, 2015

Oh, and also, he murdered and ate his family.

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• Added: January 28, 2015

Mac: I don’t think you were there.
Cricket: I was there Mac, my whole face burned off, I was there.

• Permalink: I was there Mac, my whole face burned off, I was there.
• Added: January 28, 2015

He needs to be absolved so he can go crazy again.

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• Added: January 28, 2015

Be the caboose.

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• Added: January 28, 2015

Frank: So, what could we talk about?
Mac: A Creatin shit!

• Permalink: A Creatin shit!
• Added: January 21, 2015

He's engaging you physically.

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• Added: January 21, 2015