It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
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Perfect for ocular patdowns.

Mac [Puts on weird sunglasses]

I've tacked on mass.

If we get our psycho back, we get the freight train back.

He thunder-gunned the shit out of us!

Gang [referring to Frank]

He's thunder-gunning some Mexican chick in the back.

Mac [referring to Dennis]

I'm too muscular and I can't fit through.

You waste so much time talking when you should be plowing.

Mac [to Dennis]

I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!

Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.

Mac [to priest]

I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.

He said 'fire off'...I like that.

Mac [referring to musclehead]

Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.

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