It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
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Why wouldn't we have a crucifix in the bar?

That dog is turning into hot soup out there in the sun.

Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!

So there's another unrelated diddler in the mix?

You look like you're at your own wake.

Mac [to Frank]

How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?

Mac [to Dee]

We're in the steroid capital of the world.

Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!

I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?

This isn't fat. This is mass.

Dee: What if we took a "Pretty Woman" and threw it Roxy's way?
Frank: It was a bullsh*t movie. People don't change like that.
Mac: People change, Frank. Look at me. I went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.
Dee: You're not helping my argument.
Dennis: Okay, yea. And if you're going to chime in please don't do it with a mouth full of burrito.
Mac: This is a chimichanga.
Dennis You are becoming a chimichanga!

Based on that story, I'm fairly certain those Santas were running a train on your mother for money.

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It's Always Sunny Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?
Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position.
Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher?
Charlie: Substitute janitor.