Hair? Sending hair? That's demented.

It's like an online shush.

Mac [complaining about not being friended]

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Bill Gates and that rain man, Mark Zuckerberg.

3D boobies. Now THIS is news.

The love of your life was a black woman named Shadynasty?

Why wouldn't we have a crucifix in the bar?

That dog is turning into hot soup out there in the sun.

Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!

So there's another unrelated diddler in the mix?

You look like you're at your own wake.

Mac [to Frank]

How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?

Mac [to Dee]

It's Always Sunny Quotes

With real power comes real responsibility and I don't want any of that shit. I just want the money and the illusion of power. And puss.

Dennis

Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.