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Modern-family

Hey Mom, I think my diet's working! My underwear won't stay up!

Manny: Oh no, who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
Luke: I was brushing my teeth at the same time...you try to do that.

I noticed some lovely some lovely tweens down by the kids' club, maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool and send over a couple of virgin Mai Tais. They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.

Score, this place has an iron in the closet!

I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.

Jay: It's just the doorbell.
Manny: Maybe a demon is ringing it!

Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

Manny: Any suggestions?
Jay: I usually go with earrings

Luke: Manny and I are going to practice lay-ups.
Manny: They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dance and strength.
Luke: You're ruining it again.

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