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Modern-family

I always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today...I've seen things Jay.

Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.

She's like a dream, wrapped in a wish, poured into jeggings.

Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!

I understood " crazy old witch" "go kill yourself" then "I love you."

I love gambling, it's so easy!!

Claire: Oh thank God, here comes Phil and the butterball.
Manny: Hey, I have a name!!

Forbidden dance floor, only makes me want it more.

Stop marching, you're dancing not invading Poland.

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